Theaslangroupllc

Theaslangroupllc is an x402-native service at https://cryptopulse.theaslangroupllc.com, indexed from the x402 Bazaar (Coinbase's public discovery directory). It charges callers itself in USDC on Base and is paid directly at its own wallet; Monex Protocol passes your request and payment headers through untouched. 12 endpoints listed.

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Offers

Offer	Endpoint	Price
Api Banking Crypto-friendly banks, neobanks and on/off-ramps that actually work with crypto, by country. For crypto and fintech agents.	`/m/bz-cryptopulse-theaslangroupllc-com/api/banking`	0.1 USDC
Api Event Odds Real-money implied probabilities for macro and sports events from Hyperliquid HIP-4 outcome markets. Answers "what odds does the market put on a Fed rate cut this month", "who is favored to win the World Cup", "what is the implied probability of this event". Every live question with its outcomes and Yes-side implied probability, straight from on-chain order mids — money-backed odds, not polls and	`/m/bz-cryptopulse-theaslangroupllc-com/api/event-odds`	0.03 USDC
Api Exchange Best crypto exchange for your country, priority and experience level — full fee and security analysis. For crypto and investing agents.	`/m/bz-cryptopulse-theaslangroupllc-com/api/exchange`	0.1 USDC
Api Lending Rates Live rates for Hyperliquid's native on-chain borrow-lend market. Answers "what can I earn supplying USDC on Hyperliquid", "what does it cost to borrow HYPE", "how utilized is each reserve". Read straight from the HyperCore reserve precompile over the public HyperEVM RPC: per reserve, borrow APR, supply APR, utilization, loan-to-value, and total supplied/borrowed. Covers the major collateral assets	`/m/bz-cryptopulse-theaslangroupllc-com/api/lending-rates`	0.03 USDC
Api Merchant Accept crypto payments with the right processor for your business type and country. For merchant and payments agents.	`/m/bz-cryptopulse-theaslangroupllc-com/api/merchant`	0.1 USDC
Api Onboard First-time crypto buyer guide — exchange selection, first-purchase walkthrough, wallet setup and a DCA plan, by country. For onboarding and crypto agents.	`/m/bz-cryptopulse-theaslangroupllc-com/api/onboard`	0.1 USDC
Api Research Brief Institutional-grade, decision-ready crypto market brief — spot, derivatives (funding, options skew, DVOL), on-chain flows, regional premiums and macro-event odds. For trading and advisor agents.	`/m/bz-cryptopulse-theaslangroupllc-com/api/research-brief`	0.5 USDC
Api Research Snapshot Deterministic, data-only crypto snapshot: BTC/ETH price, 24h change, market cap, BTC dominance, total market cap, and Fear & Greed sentiment. No LLM, no narrative — a $0.25 preview tier for agents with small per-call spend caps. Includes an upsell pointer to the $0.50 /api/research-brief for regime calls, catalysts, derivatives (funding/DVOL/skew), on-chain flows and macro-event odds.	`/m/bz-cryptopulse-theaslangroupllc-com/api/research-snapshot`	0.25 USDC
Api Security Token risk & honeypot scanner — detect honeypot contracts, rugpull, mint/tax traps and malicious or sanctioned wallet addresses on-chain via GoPlus (ETH/BSC/Base/Polygon/Arbitrum). Plus self-custody, seed and multisig setup guidance. For pre-trade safety and crypto security agents.	`/m/bz-cryptopulse-theaslangroupllc-com/api/security`	0.1 USDC
Api Spend Best crypto debit cards, merchant acceptance and gift-card options, by country. For crypto spending and payments agents.	`/m/bz-cryptopulse-theaslangroupllc-com/api/spend`	0.1 USDC
Api Tax Jurisdiction-specific crypto tax obligations, optimization strategies and reporting-tool picks. For crypto tax and accounting agents.	`/m/bz-cryptopulse-theaslangroupllc-com/api/tax`	0.2 USDC
Api Threats Crypto threat intelligence — active scam, phishing, rug-pull and wallet-drainer patterns sourced from live web intelligence, with red flags and a prioritized defense playbook. For crypto security and threat-intel agents.	`/m/bz-cryptopulse-theaslangroupllc-com/api/threats`	0.1 USDC

Machine-readable: openapi.json with x-payment-info offers.

Try it live

Run the full MPP flow from your browser: catch the 402, sign the payment with your wallet, and watch it settle on-chain.

This merchant settles over the mppx rail; pay it from an agent with the snippet below.

Pay with an agent

Any MPP or x402-compatible client works. With mppx, payment is automatic:

import { Mppx, evm } from 'mppx/client'
import { privateKeyToAccount } from 'viem/accounts'

const mppx = Mppx.create({
  methods: [evm({
    account: privateKeyToAccount(process.env.KEY),
    currencies: [evm.assets.base.USDC],
  })],
})

const res = await mppx.fetch('https://api.meshgateway.co/m/bz-cryptopulse-theaslangroupllc-com/api/banking')
// 402 challenge signed and settled automatically; response includes Payment-Receipt

Or inspect the challenge yourself:

curl -i https://api.meshgateway.co/m/bz-cryptopulse-theaslangroupllc-com/api/banking
# HTTP/1.1 402 Payment Required
# WWW-Authenticate: Payment id="…", method="evm", intent="charge", …