The-undesirables

The-undesirables is an x402-native service at https://oracle.the-undesirables.com, indexed from the x402 Bazaar (Coinbase's public discovery directory). It charges callers itself in USDC on Base and is paid directly at its own wallet; Monex Protocol passes your request and payment headers through untouched. 12 endpoints listed.

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Offer	Endpoint	Price
V1 Arb Basket Find guaranteed-profit basket arbitrage in prediction markets by aggregating all NO outcomes. When the total cost of buying every NO contract is less than the guaranteed payout, the yield is risk-free.	`/m/bz-oracle-the-undesirables-com/api/v1/arb-basket`	0.5 USDC
V1 Batch Triage Batch Card Triage: upload multiple card image URLs and get a profit-ranked grading triage. Each card is graded by AI, then scored by expected ROI from professional grading. Returns a ranked list sorted by highest expected profit first. Perfect for dealers and agents evaluating collections.	`/m/bz-oracle-the-undesirables-com/api/v1/batch-triage`	0.5 USDC
V1 Coin History Historical token price forecaster: fetches OHLC (Open, High, Low, Close) data from CoinGecko and projects forward trajectories with percentile forecasts. Uses Merton Jump-Diffusion modeling for this crypto-native asset class.	`/m/bz-oracle-the-undesirables-com/api/v1/coin-history`	0.05 USDC
V1 Crypto Oracle NFT collection floor-price oracle: fetches real-time floors via Alchemy and returns risk-aware price forecasts — current floor, historical volatility, drift, and forecast percentiles. Forecasting uses Merton Jump-Diffusion modeling for this crypto-native asset class. Supports any ERC-721 or ERC-1155 contract on Ethereum mainnet.	`/m/bz-oracle-the-undesirables-com/api/v1/crypto-oracle`	0.05 USDC
V1 Grade Grade any physical Pokémon, Magic: The Gathering, Yu-Gi-Oh, or Digimon trading card using a 3-stage AI pipeline: (1) Qwen Vision LLM analyzes corners, edges, and surface defects, (2) OpenCV measures exact centering ratios programmatically, (3) BGS professional capping algorithm adjusts the final grade. Returns PSA/Beckett-calibrated subgrades and an overall condition score. Accepts card image URLs	`/m/bz-oracle-the-undesirables-com/api/v1/grade`	0.1 USDC
V1 Grade Or Not Grade-or-Not Decision Engine: answers 'will grading this trading card make me money?' by combining AI grade prediction with PSA fee schedules, shipping costs, and graded market values to calculate expected ROI. Returns a clear GO/NO-GO verdict with best-case, predicted, and worst-case profit scenarios.	`/m/bz-oracle-the-undesirables-com/api/v1/grade-or-not`	0.1 USDC
V1 Market Daily TCGCSV market data snapshot with top movers, price changes, and volume trends across all 13 supported TCG games.	`/m/bz-oracle-the-undesirables-com/api/v1/market`	0.025 USDC
Phygital Arbitrage Phygital Arbitrage Screener: cross-references Courtyard.io tokenized card listings against TCGPlayer raw prices to find BUY/SELL signals. Covers 267K+ vaulted, insured, tradeable cards on Polygon.	`/m/bz-oracle-the-undesirables-com/api/v1/phygital/arbitrage`	0.1 USDC
V1 Portfolio Optimize Optimize a trading card portfolio with Markowitz mean-variance analysis over conformal-calibrated risk forecasts (Monte Carlo GBM/Merton available opt-in). Provide a list of card names, budget, and risk tolerance (conservative/moderate/aggressive) to receive optimal position sizing, per-card allocation weights, Sharpe ratios, and rebalancing recommendations.	`/m/bz-oracle-the-undesirables-com/api/v1/portfolio-optimize`	0.5 USDC
V1 Simulate Predict the future market value of any collectible trading card with a conformal-calibrated risk forecast (default): regime-aware split-conformal bands fit on real holdout residuals, returning calibrated forecast percentiles (5th–95th), honest VaR/CVaR, and Safe-Hold/Momentum letter grades. Monte Carlo models (GBM / Merton Jump-Diffusion with Poisson jumps) are available opt-in via model=. Covers	`/m/bz-oracle-the-undesirables-com/api/v1/simulate`	0.015 USDC
V1 Trending Trending Cards Feed: returns the top trading cards by market activity (30-day sales volume, views, price velocity). Covers all 25 supported TCG games. Useful for autonomous buy/sell agents tracking market momentum and identifying emerging opportunities.	`/m/bz-oracle-the-undesirables-com/api/v1/trending`	0.025 USDC
V1 Verdict The Decision Endpoint: one paid call composing everything a collector or agent needs to act on a card — live comps (raw + observed PSA/BGS/CGC graded asks), the conformal-calibrated 30-day forecast (median, 5th–95th bands, honest VaR, Safe-Hold and Momentum grades), and a grade-ROI answer, plus a deterministic MARKET STANCE grade. Composed from the same internals the individual endpoints serve, so	`/m/bz-oracle-the-undesirables-com/api/v1/verdict`	0.3 USDC

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  })],
})

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